I began work on this book many years ago. Its aim was to inform and educate all you lovely people about the dangers of tea and the power it has over normal human skins. Thanks to my years working with media and stuff I was able to gain time with celebrities and get their harrowing stories about times tea made them invisible. My book, Can Tea Really Make You Invisible will be out later this year and will be available for all of you to read and suck protection from.
Prior to this I will be brining out a book containing all of the 'agony aunt' cases that I have dealt with. There will be updated advice added to each case and other interesting and useful facts that you can apply to your lives that will allow you to live a fuller and softer existence. You not only want a dog but want to be a dog? Well, leave that to me partner, you will get all the guidence I can muster in this book. Your panther is in a tree? I know just how to sort out that little issue.
For now, I will leave you with this bit of bible - Moses and Peter sat upon a yeasty log in a field by Sodom. 'Does thine friends wish that there was no ants?' asked Moses to his mate Pete. Pete convulsed violently as his face was swarmed to it's brim with ants and a rogue beatle/ladybird.
The advice you can take from this is - don't take logs for granted.
Love Zelda x
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